syntaxbitch:

bowsconverseandrikerr5:

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

Never before have I read a post so true.

There’s a dude who’s working on it.

(via glitterunicorner)

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

(via johnwatsonschafingpenis)

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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(via randomfandomteacher)

“My sexuality is IAMX.”

iamxlove:

- me 🍷

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

(via tyleroakley)

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

(via tyleroakley)

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well

I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

(via glitterunicorner)

holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

(via glitterunicorner)

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

(via glitterunicorner)

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

(via glitterunicorner)

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

(via samvilson)

hanjizoooe:

He’s dissolving

hanjizoooe:

He’s dissolving

(via tyleroakley)